Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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