I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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