So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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