"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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