His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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