Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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