i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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