I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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