remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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