The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
How does one acquire holy water?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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