do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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