he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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