Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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