I want to have your abortion
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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