you would pick up someone in the library
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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