can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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