Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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