I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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