Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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