At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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