Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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