I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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