I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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