Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
