who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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