are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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