his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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