so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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