you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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