is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
