So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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