quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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