On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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