It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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