Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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