Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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