At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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