i just google imaged poop.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
