How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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