I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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