just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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