I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
