so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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