I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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