Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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