Is it normal to miss your booty call?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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