She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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