I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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