Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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