Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
home. puking in laundry basket.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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