I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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