You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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